Lizzie Smithson and Empty Susan stand next to each other. Every few seconds, one will pick the other's pocket. In this game, you bet fake money on who will be the next to rob whom. Scroll down to choose who to bet on and how much. This game doesn't work quite right on screen readers, but I've done what I can to make it mostly playable. You're probably going to have to tab between the various buttons a lot to figure out what's going on.

The television upon which you are watching this game's proceedings.

Your money is listed here.

500


You are betting the following amount of money:

0

Click to add increase the amount of money you are betting.

You are betting on the following player to win:
Currently betting on Lizzie. Click to switch your bet to Susan.

The remote control upon which you are controlling your gambling on the television's proceedings. Your arm, as long as it is cruel. Your true self. You are Lizzie's landlord, and you are betting your money on whether or not she is going to be able to pay her rent this month, essentially.

Click to reset game.

This game is almost certainly going to require some heavy patching before it works properly in mobile browsers, so give me a bit, here.



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