Welcome to the Lizzie Smithson homepage! Lizzie Smithson is a comic and board game and I guess TTRPG series I've been working on since late 2017. I designed this site to be as accessible as possible to those with disabilities, but if I missed some functionality, please contact me at Godahlian@gmail.com to let me know so I can fix it.

Browse the stuff I made:

The main dish on this site! A webcomic consisting of various zines, jokes, and awful tabletop games! Updates every Saturday!

Wondering what this neocities is all about? Wondering who all these characters are? Then this is the page for you!

I dunno, I made this one as a sort of parody of bad gag-a-day webcomics, but I've updated it a few times over the year, and now I feel like it's just an example of one.

A webcomic adapation of my magnum opus, the card game One Armed Robbery! Sorry for the old art!! Works on mobile now!

Friends Strangers Enemies, the Webcomic! A webcomic version of a card game I made a long time ago.

Really bad comic I mocked up in about an hour and gave it's own page because I felt like it.

I made the perfect game! What would a "perfect" game be, you ask? Well, by my standards, it would be a clicker game that simulates poverty instead of venture capitalism. I guess!

I've done a lot of stuff with the character besides what you see here! I'll share a few snippets of Lizzie Smithson's history on this page, from time to time!

This is what I think Elon Musk should do to Twitter.

Here's my itch.io page! It has a lot of stuff that's not here, as well as some repeats of stuff that is here. Some of the stuff on it is pretty good, in my humble opinion!

I have a Ko-Fi now! If you want me to have some of your money, feel free to give me some.

Links to friends of Lizzie Smithson('s creator. Not Lizzie Smithson herself. Lizzie is awful, and also fictional. You do not want to be her friend.)

UPDATES

5-26-2023: Uploading some old stuff I did from 2015--Kind of my first attempt to make something like Lizzie Smithson. It's on the Misc page--imo it's kind of bad but I wanted an archive of it up somewhere, so I made one. Shrug

5-7-2023: Had an idea for an absolutely terrible webcomic and I couldn't sleep so I decided to make it. It took me about an hour to throw together lol. It's a minimum viable webcomic! I wanted to make the smallest thing I could, and maybe I succeeded. It sucks tho lol very sorry

5-2-2023: "The colors, duke, the colors!" "I'm... colorblind, kid." *BLANK STARE*

4-15-2023: Just a quick thing to add: I'm going to attempt to add a new page to the zines page every Saturday from now on--we'll see how long I can keep it going. So unless I say otherwise, there's a new page there if it's Saturday. HMMMM I should probably change the name of that page since now it's more of a general webcomic than a collection of booklets I've made. Well, sometime, maybe. ALSO, the bundle I was in made 280,000 dollars! Holy shit!!!! That all goes to supporting trans rights in Florida, which, if you've been following the news, is in a very bad place right now, and definitely needed the support. Thanks to everyone who contributed money, and I hope you enjoy the games!

3-25-2023: New zine! In my opinion, it's the best one yet! Go to the zines page to read it!

3-4-2023: I added a new zine to the zines section, and I also edited my terrible unreadable blog to uh just be a little bit even worse I guess lol. If you're curious, I was on vacation from work, hence I had a lot more time to focus on personal projects for a week. Updates are probably going to slow down again after today. Working on one of my dream projects, though! That'll probably be the next thing I upload onto here. Well, see you then!

3-2-2023: I got added to the Furryring! Yaaaaaaay

2-27-2023: Fixed a bunch of bugs wrt the zines page and a few of the other pages, added an "About" page to the site, to kind of get new readers up to speed and also help out regarding accessibility, since I hear about pages are good for that. I also added 31,550 new pages to MegaCincinnati (according to my calculator) bringing the total up to 168,750 pages, or 675,000 if you count the secret pages, which you shouldn't. (Translation: I added about 12 new panels for the RNG to pull from). I think at this point I'm pretty much done with the MegaCincinnati project, and maybe in a month or so I'll pull together a brief retrospective of it. For that matter, Lizzie Smithson reaches her fifth birthday in July--I've been doing these things for five whole years O_o I should put together some sort of series retrospective, although I don't know who'd be interested in something like that. Still have more I want to do with the character, too! Goodness. Okay bye.

2-17-2023: Added a new zine to the zines section (I'm Not Done Talkin'.). Additionally, I've added an old attempt at a webcomic to... somewhere on this site. It's hidden, you'll have to find it. That's assuming you don't follow me and can't just see the new page I added, lol

12-17-2022: Added a new zine to the zines section.