Articles I Wrote:

A bunch of reviews of old bad platformers. I'm bringing back the X-Entertainment version of the internet by hook or by crook.

A thought experiment--trying to imagine what the "perfect" fidget toy might look like.

A brief overview of the kinds of games I want to MAKE, which are also the kinds of games I want to PLAY. EDIT FROM 2025: I don't think you should listen to anything I have to say when it comes to game design advice--the stuff I do works for me, but if you have a vision for a game of your own, you should follow that vision according to your own principles, not mine or anyone else's. You can still look at this page if you want a peek into what I'm trying to do with my games, but don't follow my example!

I've done a lot of stuff with the character besides what you see here! I'll share a few snippets of Lizzie Smithson's history on this page, from time to time! The images on this page are all hosted on tumblr, from a blog I deleted when I found out Tumblr was scraping all the images on its site for AI--you can see for yourself, though, that even though the blog was deleted, all these images are still available. Guess I didn't get out of jail free on that one!

This is what I think Elon Musk should do to Twitter.