Lizzie Smithson Games:



Link To Crime Dot Hack
A brutally unfair, endless, roguelite-like (If Balatro counts as a roguelike, you have to count this game as a roguelike too. Those are the rules). (1-16-2025)

Link to the videogame, Endless Pickpocketing.
A tiny game and an essay (about tiny games). Works somewhat imperfectly on Firefox! IMO I am way too self deprecating about this game in that essay, I do actually think this game is pretty good, now that I have some hindsight. It's a solid minimalist take on the pickpocketing mechanic from Sly Cooper! (Contains auto-playing audio) (9-10-2024)

Link to the Idle Game
Literally just a link to a page of my webcomic. Scroll down to the description box, though, and you'll find a minimalist idle game that I've put hundreds of hours into. I originally wanted this "game" to be a secret page, but at this point it's just easier for me to navigate to if it's linked here. Doesn't work right on Chrome! It's either one browser doesn't work, or another lmao (1-31-2024)

Link to the 52 Card Monte
I actually really dislike daily challenges of this sort, but I sure made one as a programming challenge to myself. (2-20-2024)

Link to the playing card deck version of One Armed Robbery, a physical card game.
A physical card game you can play with pieces of an ordinary playing card deck! Secretly my magnum opus??? Not a digital game, you'll need physical cards to play this lol. It really is my favorite thing I've made, though (1-19-2024)

Link to Rambling Roommates
A collection of 54 card games that each require only one card to play. Very image heavy, sorry. (10-7-2019 to 3-3-2025)

Link to Friends Strangers Enemies, The Videogame.
Adaptation of the card game, which itself I adapted into the webcomic you can in the Sub Comics section. Adaptations upon adaptation! I like this game, but it could definitely use a tutorial--it's not very friendly to new players. (8-10-2023)

Link to the Perfect Game
I made the perfect game! What would a "perfect" game be, you ask? Well, by my standards, it would be a clicker game that simulates poverty instead of venture capitalism. I guess! Technically speaking, this is one of the first "finished" videogames I'd ever made--first one I'd made in a few years, anyway. It's okay. (4-3-2023--though it's an edited version of an older version released early 2022)

itch io link to the visual novel, Lizzie Smithson Commits Intellectual Property Theft
(itchio link) I made a visual novel! It's a really small one. You know, you see a lot of webcomic artists switch mediums to visual novels because they're supposed to be easier than comics, but now that I've made one, I've gotta say I found this to be more difficult to make than a comic of similar scope would've been. Well, it was education anyway! EDIT FROM THE FUTURE: Considering the kerfuffle itchio's been going through, I should probably get this VN playable on my neocities instead of requiring you to go to a different website. Unfortunately, Ren'Py's tutorial on embedding web games in the engine is kind of confusing... well, some day, anywho.(6-25-2025)

Link to the videogame, Vacantown.
Technically an open world game, made for a game jam. The nearest IRL parallel in Cincinnati to the location presented here would probably be Forest Fair Mall, although they aren't remotely visually similar. Mostly, I just had an idea for an infinite maze game I wanted to do--the other obvious local possibility would be the abandoned subway network I suppose. (6-22-2024)

Link to Lizzie's puzzle game
A puzzle I made. I don't think you can solve it! I'll be honest, I made this thing a couple months ago and I've already forgotten what the solution was supposed to be. (3-17-2025)

Link to Official Lizzie Smithson Point And Click Adventure Game
Silly toy I made for no particular reason. In no way substantial. Nobody I showed this to understood the joke without me explaining it. (8-4-2024)

Link to Ten Card Crook Digital
Crappy remake of one of the first games I ever "completed." Could be better, but I'm sick of thinking about it, maybe I'll patch it some day. Actually pretty glitchy, it's pretty easy to get softlocked on accident. I probably could've fixed the code, but I was tired. (6-14-2024)

Link to Stardust the Super Wizard's Arcade Adventure
A game I made for Glorious Trainwreck's Secret Santa Game jam, in which we all list things we'd like to see in a game and then trade lists to each other and make each other's games. I specifically made this one for the user HANSOV, so if you're reading this, I hope you like it! This one is about Stardust the Super Wizard going to the arcade. (1-9-2025)


Logo of the Lizzie Smithson website, a stylized all black depiction of Lizzie's head.

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Lizzie Smithson will follow around your mouse cursor.
Empty Susan will wander around randomly.
Mark Fifty will wander around randomly.
Lizzie's landlord will wander around randomly.